This is Straight Comedy. If you don't laugh at this one, you should raise your hand, and punch yourself in the face. How d'ya like me now? There are good times and bad times with everyone's life. Trev makes a small appearance. I hope all is well and aloha!!!
The Wolf gets into marriage of all kinds Stew tells a story about a dream where your stuck in a scary poverty stricken wasteland, then you run to heaven. The top 10 things that would be in your Heaven. Then the Wolf goes off on his views on politics, Republicans and the Democrats, the public school system. Aloha to all my listeners.
On this episode, we have the Cortez youngsters all in your earhole. It's a Super Bowl chance to call your bookie and place a bet on who will win the whole thing. Make fun of George Bush, who the kids of America think will or should be the next President of the United States of America, Obama speaks on guns. The kids bring their little dog Bubba to my stew de oooh [studio]—you can hear this yapper.
Aloha and give thanks to the moms.
The Stew Show is back on. We have a posse of freaks: Santosh, the Wolf, Jeanine, Cherie, the Oklahoma Boyz and the birthday boy, Maxx Stone.
The crew helps the world with some advice. Take it with a grain of rum butter or salt. What do we care? Major lack of sleep from the Stew as he fed the new baby, Avery so Roseanne could get some much needed sleep...but I still kick some ass. Really hope you like the show.
We have news being a mind scramble. Who is the man behind the curtin pulling the strings? Iran and what's the new deal going to provide for Americans? We bust Donald Trump's balls a little. If you know anyone who just had a birthday, grab hold of the rail because your gonna need it. Don't forget 415 867 5309...only if you can afford the Stew Show crew. Don't forget to spread the Aloha and take care of yourself.
Something amazing happened since I recorded this episode and perhaps may change me and my wife's live's forever. Forever...Yes...Forever. My Son AVERY was born. Complete Game Changer. I hope you laugh at this episode We have the extra spicy Caribbean Queen and that animal that loves girls that dress like Little Ms Riding hood on Halloween, The Wolf. We've got some bonus goodies in our back pocket so get ready for another magical mystery tour. Big hugs from The Stew Show.
Stew & the 007, The Wolf, get into some political stuff. We are both feeling like getting some stuff off our chests, on airlines and the Confederate flag and the shootings in Charleston, South Carolina. We get into a class war, Stew tries to find a solution, we have some hilarious sound bytes. Get passed the family stories because it gets really good.
Ben & Chris turn into women in this episode and there are no interruptions, (I had Chris move). We talk about the war on drugs, legalization, and different views on how to fix the problem. Coronado kid, Chris talks about food of all things, makes up a silly game and The Wolf gives us a history lesson. I think my listeners will have a hard time not laughing their asses off in the first 5 minutes. Be good to yourself.
A chat about farm work at the vineyard then we talk about Russian women, wealth, and money. Chris sends me a poem at 2:45am. We get into tattoo talk—how Chris is getting full sleeves. We then talk about having a baby in a hospital, birthing classes, and being a parent.
Santosh and his girlfriend drive up from San Francisco to hang out with me and Glen in Sonora. We talk about the Crapper Derby, which is racing outhouses in derby form. There must be a driver and two people pushing the racing crapper.
Santosh talks about business and Stew turns it around into a comedy show.
Straight out of Tahoe...Eric holds down the show while Stew brings in Ben and Jeanine. We have a debauchery story from all of us, super funny airplane stories with a red rubber tool for women. The Wolf has metal screws in his knee that sets off TSA alarms all the time—same issue for Jeanine.
We also talk about who is the most admirable person in the guests' eyes. Best day of the year involved a lot of moving and Stew gives props to his baby. Then food talk...some kid pisses off Stew in the supermarket, goes on a rant, and the crew disagrees. This disappoints Stew even more and the rant continues on kids who never leave their parents' home.
Finally, if you don't try and fail, it's hard to move forward in this life. And, King Diamond laughs at the Wolf.
Talking stories about Coronado in the 80's, how Stew and Chris met there, taking Jaguars and yachts for free rides, and going to Tijauna. Chris brags about getting laid at Bubba's house in the Coronado cays. And all the debauchery that summer. We talk about how Chris' father was big into the ponies. Chris talks crap about California, Stew's home state and moving to Oregon.
Stew talks with the guest hostess with the mostest, Cherie and the beautiful Jeanine about who they would marry, food they love, what makes them tick, and much more.
After the Pacquiao vs. Mayweather fight, we talk about Jimmy Kimmel and the Burger King; Sugar Ray Leonard getting choked by Stew and Steve-O tells stories about Cambodia.
Stew, Brad, Steve-O from Cambodia, and Max Stone talk about the How Weird Street Faire, the Mayweather vs. Pacquiao fight, Kentucky Derby, and the Stanley Cup Hockey Finals.
Stew and Max talk about a small problem with the help at the How Weird Street Faire. We go very political mainly about who will be the next President. We talk about dudes that poop in public bathrooms. And should we raise the minimum wage? Roseanne goes to London and Stew and Trapper do a little diddy.
Stew and Max Stone talk about the 2015 How Weird Street Faire, who might be the next President, going to zoos and Sea World. And, Max talks about the stock market.
Stew and the Oklahoma boys finish the top comedian game, try to beat magicians at their own game from top-notch to local talent. Also covered: Rotten smells for your roommates and personal wrongness, throwing cats, restroom stories, and really bad pilots on planes.
Stew and the Oklahoma boys have a game of fantasy vacations: Door #1, Door #2 or Door #3. They also have a conversation on patent controls and the horseback police chase.
Stew and the Oklahoma boys met on April 19, 2015 to talk about the Oklahoma bombing that happened 20 years ago, Waco, TX, a re-heading surgery, Stew's surgery, and stupid jokes from the desk.
Stew and the boys talk about the good, the bad, and the ugly about the USA. They also talk about new and old television shows and do a classic bit on pitching TV shows to a TV network.
